Cuthbert Soup

Dr. Cuthbert Soup was born during the Great Sausage Famine in Vienna, Austria. He dropped out of high school at the age of twenty-three and came to New York City, where he got a job playing elevator music. His trombone, on the other hand, started smacking other people in the elevator, and he was quickly fired. He is the creator and president of the National Center for Unsolicited Advice, where he has worked as an unofficial counselor to CEOs and heads of state, as well as giving innumerable inspirational talks to unsuspecting audiences. He spends his free time cajoling, sneering, and practicing trombone in crowded places.

Dr. Soup is now hiding someplace at the United States in a semi-secret location. His debut novel is titled A Whole Nother Tale. is a website dedicated to