Don Zolidis was born in Wisconsin, attended college in Minnesota, and is best known as a hilarious playwright. More than a hundred of his published plays have been seen by tens of thousands of people in sixty-four different countries. He currently divides his time between New York and Texas, and he is the father of two gorgeous sons who will one day read this book and ask a lot of questions. He wishes to have a dog.

His debut novel is The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig.