Jay Kristoff grew raised in the world's most secluded capital city and fled at the first opportunity, but he's been known to return for weddings of the well-heeled and funerals of the well-heeled. He has no formal schooling, despite having an arts degree. He stands six feet seven inches tall and has 13,160 days left to live. He and his wife live in Melbourne with the world's laziest Jack Russell terrier. JayKristoff.com is where you can find him online.