Carol Marinelli just completed a form in which she was asked about her employment title. She put writer because she was overjoyed at the prospect of being able to write down her response. Then it inquired as to what Carol did to unwind, and she revealed the truth: she wrote. The final question inquired about her interests. To avoid appearing obsessed, she crossed her fingers and answered swimming, but given that the chlorine in the water wreaks havoc on her highlights, I'm sure you can imagine what the real response was.