Sarah Royal rides bikes, writes 'zines, and laughs her fanny bucket off about everything. She is currently in a long-distance love affair with her home state of New Jersey. She lives in Portland, Oregon.

Jillian Panarese has worked in enough restaurants to have heard a smorgasbord of indignities to keep her talking like a sailor for a lifetime. She's a damned good cook, and lives in Bloomsbury, New Jersey.