Help new dads get ready for fatherhood with this joke primer for dads in training Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition for soon-to-be fathers and new dads alike. Filled with over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children--and most importantly--embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious title perfect for baby showers and Father's Day Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.