This delightful little paperback consists of humorously inventive fictionalized artist statements. The recent explosion of interest in academic art programs around the world has led to a dramatic increase in overwritten, hyperbolic artist state- ments. I Write Artist Statements skewers popular art school clich s while describ- ing impossible projects that simply could not exist off of the printed page. Liz Sales is an artist, writer, and educator. Her work deals primarily with the relationship between photography and perception. She is a faculty member at the International Center of Photography and writes for photo-based art magazines, including Conveyor Magazine and Foam Magazine. Sales lives and works in New York City.