DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS , this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD. -Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year -A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. -Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep -What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? Oh look Donut seeds -The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines--it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.