Publisher: Padwolf Publishing
Cthulhu will one day rise up to claim the Earth and its inhabitants as his own. The Great Old One has looked upon Humankind and found it lacking. Cthulhu has deemed it necessary to prepare Humankind for his coming Thus, Cthulhu now answers humanity's questions to help them better themselves. In the latest Dear Cthulhu collection, t he Great Old One answers letters and gives more good advice to bad people, tackling topics ranging from after-death love affairs, men who think they are dogs, women who believe they are witches, adoption, relationships, kitten eating snowmen, how long children should keep teddy bears, the place of rocket launchers in polite society, and how to deal with the dread beaver pox.