

What do you call a puppy in the rain?
A soggy doggy
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet
Which snack always make you jump?
POP-corn
What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?
Very pleased to EAT you
Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old
All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).
It takes about 4 Hours and 24 minutes on average for a reader to read Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know!. This is based on the average reading speed of 250 Words per minute.
The recommended reading level for Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know! is Kindergarten through 2nd Grade .
Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know! is 67 pages long.
Per my children “ all of these are lameâ€
Derived From Web , Jan 1, 2022
Leaving a bad review is not my thing. But honestly there are some jokes here that actually make sense, or are terrible jokes. Just google toddler jokes and you'll find all sorts of adorable images of little girls.
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Kids will love it!
Derived From Web , Aug 2, 2021
My son has loved this book since he was born. He has told a lot of people the jokes, he said. He was 5 when his mother gave him the book. This book was also highly recommended. Must have!
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Hardly funny... not recommended
Derived From Web , Jul 16, 2021
There are far better options available, it said. Try Googling "N Nesbitt or Pilkey?"
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Oh he loves this little joke book- and we do too -fun to watch a 5 year old telling a joke :-)
Derived From Web , Aug 24, 2020
Oh boy he's so proud when he memorizes one and makes people laugh, a big win!
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Too Advanced for 5 Year Old
Derived From Web , Feb 9, 2020
Jokes are pretty advanced, too, for a 5 year old. Other reviews stated the same option, but I'd give it a try since she usually catches punch lines and loves jokes.
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My kid loves it!
Derived From Web , Feb 2, 2019
This book is a great read, Melissa. Some of the jokes are unclear for Americans, as the writer appears to be British. 95% of Americans are gold-plated. The jokes will be told by your 5-year-old ad nauseum, so thank goodness it's cute.
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Endorsed by a 5 year old!
Derived From Web , Dec 17, 2018
It was a great early Christmas present,' said Blair.
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Not great for a 5 year old.. maybe 6-7?
Derived From Web , Dec 13, 2018
Not that thrilled. Youngsters are having some serious FOMO (Fear of Missing) jokes. You can't explain more jokes to kids than they get, Sosa said.
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Ehh
Derived From Web , Jul 20, 2018
This book was originally intended for my 5 year old nephew. They feel so happy making jokes, Sosa said.
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