

What does a hurricane do in the morning?
Puts on his windsocks
How do artists protect their castle?
With a drawbridge
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning invisible
I'm sorry. I can't see you today
Why do potatoes make the best teachers?
Because they have eyes in the back of their heads
Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.
Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around
It takes about 4 Hours and 7 minutes on average for a reader to read Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know!. This is based on the average reading speed of 250 Words per minute.
The recommended reading level for Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! is 1st Grade through 3rd Grade .
Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! is 101 pages long.
Not funny for my 7 year old daughter
Derived From Web , Jan 4, 2021
I bought this book for my 7 - year old daughter. So far, she does not find any of the jokes funny. She also doesn't understand a lot of them. I think this is because of the English. She understands American English. I think the book is either in Australian or British English. '' I understand the jokes and found them funny LOL.
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Not funny, but 7-year-old approved
Derived From Web , Jan 4, 2021
Various jokes, many of which aren t funny just. I have received many children's humor books in the past and this is one of the least amusing. That is said that it is one of my favorite 7 - year-old stocking stuffers. Getting a lot of practice working on my fake laugh just makes me funnier.
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Some jokes make no sense
Derived From Web , Dec 28, 2020
Overall, we laugh at cheesy popsicle-stick jokes..., however, some jokes don 't even make sense as a joke. Thoughts will enjoy most of it!
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Our 7-year-old grandson LOVES this fun book and wanted to get reading it right away!
Derived From Web , Nov 16, 2019
This book made the perfect birthday card for our 7-year-old grandson's birthday. He loved finding the seven dollars we tucked into it at various places throughout and wanted to start reading the book right away. He and his five-year-old sister are the perfect age for fun, clean jokes and have enjoyed them immensely. I would certainly purchase this book again if I had another 7-year-old to buy. He loves her absolutely!
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Funny, but not for 7 year olds
Derived From Web , Aug 21, 2019
The jokes in this book are old and are definitely not meant for a 7 year old. I tried to read them to a group of 6-7 year old children, and they did not get most of them. Nor could they read them on their own. The kids I read them also agreed that these jokes are NOT awesome! I would not recommend this book because the title is betraying.
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Great book for kids!! A must-have!!
Derived From Web , Mar 13, 2019
I am revisiting this review to add to what a delight it has been to have this book for my 7 year old! As much as he enjoys reading the jokes that are really cool and enjoyable, we also realized how we could share our own similar and now it will be added to its new edition! It has been such a wonderful way of connecting with young readers, encouraging their reading as well as their own creativity and turning them into an overnight author! We turn over and over again into the pages, and those moments of smile, laughter, and joy have taken over moments of boredom, disagreement, and tantrums! So grateful to the author for bringing such creative thoughts into his book and looking forward to the new edition! '' !
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WARNING USA parents: this is European (birds are called “titsâ€, etc.)
Derived From Web , Oct 15, 2018
7-year-old not AT ALL for a 7-year-old. We bought this for our daughter's birthday, we bought it. First, I didn 't realize that it is Australian English, which is much different than Australian English. There are two jokes printed multiple times. There are several instances of missing words that my 10-year-old picked up right away. Although there are indeed some very funny jokes, I don 't want my American 7-year-old using the word “tits ''. I ’ll post this review and edit some examples of the above complaints. Bottom line : This book is for European children, and if you want to enjoy the book for yourself, I’d say 10 and up if that. There are *many* jokes that aren 't even relevant for *any* 7-year-old, European or not. It was cheap so that I am not returning it. I have no idea where it is ''. I imagine that Dad either threw it away or stashes it out. Fine with me, Fine. Yet another lesson in, you get what you pay for.
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