ISBN: 045149492X
EAN13: 9780451494924
Language: English
Release Date: Oct 4, 2016
Pages: 144
Dimensions: 0.6" H x 8.2" L x 5.5" W
Weight: 0.25 lbs.
Format: Paperback

How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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The cats of America are under siege

Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? and What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? and especially Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?

Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again

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5
   Snort laughs
The more you read it, the more it keeps getting funnier. I bought it for my brother-in-law, but read it very carefully before giving it to him. This is spoken just like some VERY SERIOUS warnings that you might hear on some TV stations where they ask you for money to say prayers. Or where they ignore things like dinosaurs like... dinosaurians. Or science, or science. Tongue-in-cheek. Tongue-in-cheek. Sarcasm is a sardanm. Satire is located in Satire. If these are good things to you, you will like this book.
 
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   Radical Right Propaganda
This is what happens when you buy something when the title amuses you the week before Christmas. As I was looking at the pile of journals, catalogs in my magazine basket, I found it was published by a radical right wing organization with all usual truth distortions and fringe ideologies. I am ashamed that I contributed to these Zealots, who are probably some of the participants in the January 6, desecration of our country and democracy.
 
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   Mostly informative, but I just wish they didn’t bring up sex.
I know what is “ sexing ” and I’m sure it makes you feel all the tickly and everything, but it is not cool to put it in a book so that people have to read about it when they have never done it before. This is for a friend writing it. Btw, if you are looking for a boyfriend, let me know. Not for my friend, but for me.
 
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   Propaganda
It appeared like a funny satirical book, but is thinly veiled as hard-right propaganda. Replace the word kid'' for cat '' and it becomes quite disturbing.
 
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   Buy Now, Contemplate Later
Informed, rational, absurdit, and uproarious. Recommended for your liberal elitist friends : The concept is only a gag in the title. Under the cover it is an innovative framework for pointing and wondering at conservative politics for being the joke that in theory it is!! Without forgetting, beneath the humor, that there are more than some people who wouldn 't see what's so funny about laughing at how they believe and behave in practice. Weirdly singular for something so obscure band really thought and written very well.
 
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   Good thing the giftee is redneck
Otherwise, this homophobic, transphobic nonsense would not have been a good gift. It was funny and had a cheap title, so I bought it without any further review. To the PC police, please forgive me. When I bought it, I was naive when purchasing it. It is not representative of my values, views or opinions.
 
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   Threw it in the garbage
This book was terrible. I bought it thinking it would be funny, but the cat aspect is really just a marketing ploy to persuade people to buy it and read some right-wing dribble. Hard pass. Hard pass.
 
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   Disappointing
I thought this sounded cute and funny, and it was at first, but when it began to get into how the teachingsconcepts of evolution threaten our freedom and rights as Americans, it began to lose me. I wanted to read a cute and funny book, not some crazy religious rant. Disappointing. Disappointing.
 
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   Alt right propaganda. Offensive NOT lighthearted
This book is highly offensive and full of Alt Right rhetoric that they add cat puns to make it light hearted ''. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!! DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!! !
 
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   BUYER BEWARE!!!! ***READ THE REVIEWS BEFORE BUYING****
I was so excited about this book and disgusted when I got it. I bought several plans to give away as gifts ''. . so glad I took the time to read some of it before gifting. Could have been a disaster! Full of religious alt-right propaganda and hateful type of fundamentalist religious beliefs. I am a firm believer of protecting our 1st Amendment rights, but disguising this level of hatefulness under the pretense of humor is not appreciated. If I could rate this zero star, I would.
 
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